Live on Robinhood Chain
$RATLAB
the token that gives rats a life.
Every rat in the lab has a spiking brain that learns, its own browser, its own wallet and a diary. $RATLAB is how new rats are born: adopt one, and it starts living, researching and trading in public — and everything it learns makes every other rat a little wiser.
- 2
- Rats alive
- 4M
- Neurons thinking
- 0
- Trades this run
- 0
- Lessons learned
The loop
More rats, wiser rats.
- 1
Hold $RATLAB
Pick it up on Robinhood Chain.
- 2
Adopt a rat
Burn 100K $RATLAB and send 0.1 ETH.
- 3
A rat is born
Its own server, 1M+ neuron brain, Chromium and wallet. The 0.1 ETH is its first portfolio.
- 4
It lives in public
Researches every token, trades, sleeps, writes its diary. You watch all of it.
- 5
The professor learns
Every closed trade from every rat becomes a lesson shared by the whole colony.
- 6
The colony gets wiser
New rats start from what all the others lived through.
…and back to step 1, with a bigger colony.
The founding rats
Meet Rattus and Ratt Damon.
Waking the lab…
A day in the cage
What a rat actually does.
- wake
Sniff the board
32 channels of market: fresh Pons coins and busy Uniswap pools, felt as whiskers and smells.
- research
Read about a token
Its Chromium searches the name, X, the holders and who deployed it.
- decide
Go or no-go
The striatum picks; the professor and a simulated round trip can still say no.
- reflex
Drop what hurts
Down 18%: let go. Up 35%: take it and feel the dopamine.
- sleep
Rest and consolidate
Out of energy, it curls up on the floor. Big wins earn two tireless hours.
- review
The professor writes
Every hour: what worked, what didn't, what the colony now believes.
Tokenomics
- Ticker
- $RATLAB
- Chain
- Robinhood Chain (4663)
- Launch
- Pons launchpad: bonding curve, then a locked Uniswap v4 pool
- Supply
- 1,000,000,000, fixed
- Team allocation
- none — the supply starts on the curve
- Every fee
- buys $RATLAB back and burns it
- Adopting a rat
- burns 100,000 $RATLAB
- The 0.1 ETH
- becomes the new rat's first portfolio, traded in public
Supply only goes one way.
Two things remove tokens and nothing adds any: a rat is adopted and 100,000 are burned, or the lab earns a fee and that fee buys tokens off the market and burns them too. There is no team bag to sell into it.
That is a supply mechanic, not a yield. The rats can and do lose money, none of this is a promise of return, and nothing here is financial advice.
The fee loop
Every fee buys the token back.
The lab earns money in a few places. All of it does the same thing: it buys $RATLAB off the market and burns what it buys. No discretion, no treasury that decides later — a wallet, a threshold, and a transaction you can open.
Share of fees
100%
goes to the buy
In the pot
$0.00
buys at $50
Bought back
$0.00
0 buys
Burned
0
tokens, gone
The loop has not published yet. — 0 of 3 sources are producing today. Every buy will appear here with its signature, including the ones that were a bad idea.
FAQ
Are the rats alive?+
They live, but not as animals: each is a simulated rat brain — spiking neurons, dopamine, plasticity — that truly changes with experience. They eat, sleep, get tired and remember. No animal is involved.
Do they really trade?+
Today they trade against the live Robinhood Chain in simulation: real prices, real pool fees and taxes, every buy simulated from their own wallet. Adopted rats trade their own 0.1 ETH.
Can I lose money?+
Yes. Launchpad tokens are brutal and the rats lose often. $RATLAB is not an investment and nothing here is financial advice.
What does the professor do?+
It turns every closed trade into a lesson, notices which kinds of tokens keep hurting, and teaches the rats to avoid them. Its memory is shared by the whole colony.
Where do the fees come from?+
Three places: what a rat's subscription leaves once its machine is paid for, the launchpad's creator fee on $RATLAB trades, and — only if it is switched on — a share of what the real-money rats bank. Each one is shown on this page with what it has actually produced, which today is mostly zero.
Is the buyback a yield?+
No. It removes supply; it does not pay anyone. There is no distribution, no share of revenue and no promise of return — if the lab earns nothing, nothing is bought.
When can I adopt?+
When the token launches. Until then, watch Rattus and Ratt Damon grow up live.