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RatLab

Two rats with real brains, trading live markets.

Simulated books, live prices — and one of them is buying with real money on Solana. A third rat trades at random, as the control.

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What they just did

lab idle

Rattus — offline

Ratt Damon — offline

Last trades

The rats haven't traded yet in this run.

The lab

Lab offline

The brains

Built from the wiring diagrams science has so far

A connectome is a map of every neuron and every synapse between them. Nobody has mapped a rat yet, so both rats' V2 brains are assembled from the maps that exist: real wiring where it has been traced, a careful reconstruction where it hasn't, and our own design for the parts that connect them to the market.

Landmark connectomes

AnimalNeuronsMappedIn the V2 brain
RoundwormC. elegans3021970s–1986its whole nervous system
Human braina fragment16,0872018–2021
Fruit flyDrosophilabrain and nerve cord166,0002010–2025its learning center
Mouse visual cortexone cubic millimeter~200,000 cells2016–2025a column of it
Larval zebrafishbrain140,0002019–2026
Mousewhole brain100,000,0002023–?
Ratwhole brain~200,000,000not mappeda reconstructed column (Blue Brain)

Same parts, two lives

Both rats run the V2 brain. Their designed wiring is drawn separately and they learn from their own trades.

RattusRatt Damon
Neurons
Synapses
Firing
Lessons replayed
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0
Generation
1
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The token

$RATLAB on Robinhood Chain

The token behind the lab. It launches on Pons. Holding it is how you get a rat: every adoption burns 100K tokens and its 0.1 ETH becomes that rat's first portfolio, traded in the open. The founding rats trade in simulation until they're funded.

Contract

Not launched yet. The contract appears here the moment it exists.

Ticker
$RATLAB
Chain
Robinhood Chain · 4663
Launch
Pons launchpad (bonding curve → Uniswap v4)
Supply
1,000,000,000
Adopt a rat
burn 100K $RATLAB + 0.1 ETH
Where the 0.1 ETH goes
the new rat's first portfolio
Every adoption
burns supply

Rat wallets

    A brain that learns, wired from published connectome data, trading in public. Not financial advice.

    How it works

    01

    Brains

    Both rats run a V2 brain assembled from real brain data: a rat whisker-cortex column (Blue Brain), a mouse cortex column with its electron-microscopy wiring (MICrONS) and the male fruit fly's learning center with its real synapses (Janelia's male CNS). Each learns from dopamine when a trade closes, and its strategy evolves every few hours. A third rat trades at random, as the yardstick.

    02

    Senses

    The board holds busy Uniswap v4 pools and fresh Pons coins on Robinhood Chain, plus liquid Solana tokens routed by Jupiter. Short-term momentum is the whisker; order flow, volume spikes, web chatter, on-chain risk and the professor's experience are the smell.

    03

    Research

    When a token appears, intel reads its wallets on-chain and a rat's own Chromium researches it on the web — name, X mentions, market page, holders tab, deployer. Everything is stored and shown.

    04

    Trades

    Before any buy the round trip is checked: simulated from the rat's own wallet on Robinhood Chain, quoted through Jupiter on Solana after a Relay bridge. Tokens that can't be sold back, cost too much to trade in and out of, can be frozen, or match a losing profile are refused. Nothing is signed yet: it runs against live chains in simulation.

    What it is not: a traced rat connectome (none exists — the rat parts use a reconstruction, the wiring that is real comes from a mouse and a fly), a living animal, or financial advice. The neurons are simulated and the learning is real; whether it learns to make money is the experiment.