Two rats with real brains,
trading live markets.
Simulated books, live prices — and one of them is buying with real money on Solana. A third rat trades at random, as the control.
Live
What they just did
lab idle
Rattus — offline
Ratt Damon — offline
Last trades
nothing yet
All the numbers →The rats haven't traded yet in this run.
The lab
Lab offline
The brains
Built from the wiring diagrams science has so far
A connectome is a map of every neuron and every synapse between them. Nobody has mapped a rat yet, so both rats' V2 brains are assembled from the maps that exist: real wiring where it has been traced, a careful reconstruction where it hasn't, and our own design for the parts that connect them to the market.
Landmark connectomes
| Animal | Neurons | Mapped | In the V2 brain |
|---|---|---|---|
| RoundwormC. elegans | 302 | 1970s–1986 | ✓ its whole nervous system |
| Human braina fragment | 16,087 | 2018–2021 | — |
| Fruit flyDrosophilabrain and nerve cord | 166,000 | 2010–2025 | ✓ its learning center |
| Mouse visual cortexone cubic millimeter | ~200,000 cells | 2016–2025 | ✓ a column of it |
| Larval zebrafishbrain | 140,000 | 2019–2026 | — |
| Mousewhole brain | 100,000,000 | 2023–? | — |
| Ratwhole brain | ~200,000,000 | not mapped | ✓ a reconstructed column (Blue Brain) |
Same parts, two lives
Both rats run the V2 brain. Their designed wiring is drawn separately and they learn from their own trades.
- RattusRatt Damon
- Neurons
- —
- —
- Synapses
- —
- —
- Firing
- —
- —
- Lessons replayed
- 0
- 0
- Generation
- 1
- 1
- Speed
- —
- —
The token
$RATLAB on Robinhood Chain
The token behind the lab. It launches on Pons. Holding it is how you get a rat: every adoption burns 100K tokens and its 0.1 ETH becomes that rat's first portfolio, traded in the open. The founding rats trade in simulation until they're funded.
Contract
Not launched yet. The contract appears here the moment it exists.
- Ticker
- $RATLAB
- Chain
- Robinhood Chain · 4663
- Launch
- Pons launchpad (bonding curve → Uniswap v4)
- Supply
- 1,000,000,000
- Adopt a rat
- burn 100K $RATLAB + 0.1 ETH
- Where the 0.1 ETH goes
- the new rat's first portfolio
- Every adoption
- burns supply
Rat wallets
A brain that learns, wired from published connectome data, trading in public. Not financial advice.
How it works
01
Brains
Both rats run a V2 brain assembled from real brain data: a rat whisker-cortex column (Blue Brain), a mouse cortex column with its electron-microscopy wiring (MICrONS) and the male fruit fly's learning center with its real synapses (Janelia's male CNS). Each learns from dopamine when a trade closes, and its strategy evolves every few hours. A third rat trades at random, as the yardstick.
02
Senses
The board holds busy Uniswap v4 pools and fresh Pons coins on Robinhood Chain, plus liquid Solana tokens routed by Jupiter. Short-term momentum is the whisker; order flow, volume spikes, web chatter, on-chain risk and the professor's experience are the smell.
03
Research
When a token appears, intel reads its wallets on-chain and a rat's own Chromium researches it on the web — name, X mentions, market page, holders tab, deployer. Everything is stored and shown.
04
Trades
Before any buy the round trip is checked: simulated from the rat's own wallet on Robinhood Chain, quoted through Jupiter on Solana after a Relay bridge. Tokens that can't be sold back, cost too much to trade in and out of, can be frozen, or match a losing profile are refused. Nothing is signed yet: it runs against live chains in simulation.
What it is not: a traced rat connectome (none exists — the rat parts use a reconstruction, the wiring that is real comes from a mouse and a fly), a living animal, or financial advice. The neurons are simulated and the learning is real; whether it learns to make money is the experiment.
Under the hood
Check any of it yourself
Every source and contract →Close
On Robinhood Chain
Open source
Brain data (Rattus V2)