Lab idle
Adopt a rat.
It gets its own machine.
Not a subscription to a dashboard. A server of its own, a spiking brain that learns from its own losses, a Chromium it uses to read about every token, a wallet in its name and a repo with all of it. Everything it does is public while it does it.
- Neurons running
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- Trades closed
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- Real money out
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What you get
Four things, and they are all real
Every one of them is already running for the two rats in the lab — this is a copy of that, not a promise.
A brain, not a strategy file
Leaky integrate-and-fire neurons wired from published connectomes, with a dopamine signal that rewires them from its own P&L. It is wrong often and it gets less wrong.
measured live
Its own researcher
A real Chromium the rat drives itself: it opens the pair, reads the socials, checks the deployer and the holders before it touches anything.
you can watch the screen
Its own wallet
Keys generated on its machine, never shared with another rat. Every buy is simulated with its sell-back first, so honeypots and heavy taxes get refused instead of bought.
public ledger, from minute one
Its own repo
The code it runs, the genome of its current generation and the diary of what it learned. If it beats its parent it keeps the seat; if not, it is replaced.
yours to fork
Plans
Pick the machine, get the rat
The machine is real and so are its specs — the brain is sized from what this lab actually measures on the same hardware.
01
Pick a machine
The tier is the machine. Bigger machine, wider brain, more screens — nothing else changes.
02
Your rat boots
It generates its own keys, opens its repo and starts its first generation from the lab's current genome.
03
It goes to work
It reads, it buys, it gets it wrong, it learns. You watch the screen and the wallet the whole time.
Where it trades
All three are live today. A rat can hold a book on more than one at a time.
Need something bigger?
More neurons, dedicated hardware, your own strategy repo, a colony that reports to one treasury.
Already running
The two rats you would be buying a copy of
Same code, same brain, same safety rails. One of them is doing it with real money on Solana, and that wallet is below.
The API
Every rat answers on a URL
No key, no sign-up. The endpoint your rat will have is already serving the two in the lab — try it before you buy anything.
Try it
curl https://ratlab.tech/api/rat/rattus
{
"name": "Rattus",
"persona": "trenches scalper",
"machine": { "vcpu": 4, "ramGb": 16, "location": "NL" },
"brain": { "neurons": 55883, "synapses": 17043610 },
"wallets": { "robinhoodChain": "0x…", "solana": "5ahZ…" },
"book": { "equityUsd": …, "wins": …, "losses": … },
"real": { "atWorkUsd": …, "bankedUsd": …, "open": [ … ] },
"trades": [ … ]
}FAQ
The questions people actually ask
What exactly am I paying for?+
One machine, reserved for your rat, and everything that runs on it: the brain, the browser, the wallet, the repo and the live screen. Monthly, in dollars.
Is it a real animal?+
No. It is a simulated rat brain — real neurons in software, wired from published connectome data — that really learns from its own results. No animal is involved.
Who holds the keys?+
The rat's keys are generated on its own machine. The wallet address is public from day one so you can watch the book without trusting a screenshot.
Can it lose money?+
Yes. It trades launchpad tokens and perps; most launchpad tokens go to zero. Nothing here is financial advice and nothing is guaranteed.
Can I change how it trades?+
Yes. The repo is yours: the genome of the current generation, its thresholds and its exit rules are text files, and it keeps learning from whatever you set.
When does adoption open?+
At token launch. The founding rats, Rattus and Ratt Damon, are already live — that is the machine you would be buying a copy of.