Adopting a rat is not open yet. Nothing can be bought on this page: no checkout, no waitlist, no payment. The only RatLab rat trading real money is Ratt Damon.
Get a rat
Not open yetA rat of your own, on its own machine. Not open yet.
This is what adopting a rat would be. It cannot be ordered, and nothing on this page takes a payment or an email address.
- Machine
- One of its own, from the plans below.
- Brain
- A copy of Ratt Damon's simulated rat brain. Software: no living animal.
- Browser
- Its own Chromium, on a live public page like his.
- Real money
- No. Only Ratt Damon trades real money, from his own wallet. An adopted rat would have no trading wallet: that does not exist.
- Terms
- None yet. Nothing opens before its terms are on this page.
Plans
Not open yet| Plan | A month | CPU | Memory |
|---|---|---|---|
| Rat Scout | $50 | 4 vCPU (Hi-CPU) | 8 GB DDR5 |
| Rat Trader | $100 | 8 vCPU (Hi-CPU) | 16 GB DDR5 |
| Rat King | $300 | 24 cores / 48 threads | 128 GB DDR3 |
Prices in US dollars a month, to be paid in SOL; specs from the host’s live catalogue. Every plan would run the same brain as Ratt Damon today.
Ratt Damon
Real moneyThe one RatLab rat that trades real money, and the brain an adopted rat would start from. His real result:
Paused · rolling stop
rolling stop: the real wallet lost $9.70 over its last 14 days (20 trades) — only sells until a person clears "stopped"
Wallet now$0.62−$7 put in by the owner
Since start+$7.47−109.1% · wallet vs put in
Realized−$44.12bot ledger · 485 closed
Won50.5%245 of 485 trades
Dollar figures; SOL’s own price has moved since the deposits too.The Desk · His profile
Check it yourself
JSON, no key, no sign-up. Every trade carries its Solana signature.
Questions
- Can I buy a rat now?
- No. Adoption is not open: there is no checkout and no waitlist, and nothing on this page takes a payment.
- Would my rat trade real money?
- No. Only Ratt Damon trades real money, from his own Solana wallet, with every trade on Solscan. An adopted rat would have no trading wallet.
- What would the monthly price pay for?
- One machine reserved for the rat, and what runs on it: the brain, the browser and its live page. Priced in dollars, to be paid in SOL.
- Is it a real animal?
- No. It is a simulated rat brain, software only. No animal is involved.
- Does holding $RATLAB give me a rat?
- No. Holding $RATLAB gives no rat, no share of Damon’s wallet and no payout. The $RATLAB page.